Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...