This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...