Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...