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Debate the stop sign
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Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...