Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...