A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...