Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...