Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...