The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!