Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...