Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...