Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...