What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...