A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...