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The ten ifs of employment
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Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
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Yo mama is so nasty
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Creative wording
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Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
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A mouse organ!
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...