Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!