So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...