Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...