You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A surgeon and an architect
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Many Sayings On Love And Sex
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Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Partner takes vacation
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Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...