Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...