Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...