Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...