Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...