What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.