Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...