Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!