I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...