A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...