Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...