Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...