Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...