Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...