Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...