Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...