Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
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Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...