Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...