Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....