A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...