Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...