King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...