Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...