Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...