During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...