Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...