Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...