Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...