If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...