What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...