Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...