The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...